Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I have post one night stand depression
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