jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call