I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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