Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Bang-toberfest begins!!
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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