he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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