just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
then he tried to convert me to islam
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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