Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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