Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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