I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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