bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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