After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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