So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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