why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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