Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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