i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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