I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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