Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
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I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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