I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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