How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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