were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
