I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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