yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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