its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
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Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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