it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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