WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
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Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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