I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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