Don't you send me to vm
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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