I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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