So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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