I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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