dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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