It was confusing and full of hummus
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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