Non-Jews are for practice
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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