Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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