I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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