i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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