buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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