Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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