He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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