what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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