I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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