Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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