Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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