I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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