is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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