She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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