On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
God I need to hump something, right now.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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