Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
