Sry I called you an 8
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
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