Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I want to be your penis for a week.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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