Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
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you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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