I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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