just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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