i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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