I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
id be glad to
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
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i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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