She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
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Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You need Xanax blowdarts
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.