she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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