I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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